|me when i am mildly inconvenienced:||thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
|me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:||no no it's fine i've had worse
THE WORST PART OF HAVING CURLY HAIR IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU HAVE BRUSHED YOUR HAIR LIKE NO I FUCKING HAVEN’T BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL POOF UP AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOUD SO WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING CLOUD HEAD OR WITH PRETTY CURLS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR STRAW HAIR
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I feel like those subtitles were meant to dissuade me, but they just all sound like rock album names, so
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Hey guys! Here it is, the "more than ordinary" Arrowhead Long sleeve shirt. Everyone fell in love with this little snippet of a poem I wrote so I am hoping you’ll love it enough to grab one for yourself. I working really hard to expand this brand and to be able to afford my film equipment. I can’t do that without YOU. I am trying my very hardest with this company but it isn’t easy with a minimum wage job and no real presence on the internet. I don’t have well known friends or a name of my own to help me sell so I rely on the kindness and support from all of my followers. You guys are the reason I’ve been successful these few months since I opened my online store. I’m doing this because I refuse to let my life be ordinary. I will not work 9-5 for the next 40 or 50 years just to look back and realize I wasted my life. So this is for all the people who want so much more than ordinary. More than mundane. More than routine.
If you believe in what I’m doing and you want to help me afford the things I need for both my education and this company then
REBLOG, REBLOG, REBLOG and spread the word!
This is a major leap of faith for me. But it’s faith, nonetheless.
Click here to check out the campaign and purchase a shirt. I’ve only got TWO WEEKS to make this happen. TWO WEEKS to sell at least 50 shirts.
Please message me if you do make a purchase so I can thank you 500 times (I will, you better believe it). Thank you so much for reading this. You’re beautiful and so much more than ordinary.
"Missing her kept him awake more than the coffee."
Aight aight aight here it is folks!! Stop what you’re doing for five minutes and check this out pretty please. Heres my girls last shirt design! By far my favorite so far. It reads “Keep the Stoke” on it which basically means keep up the high intensity and good vibes. Whats this shirt for? It’s for Kate’s film called Gradient which has the potential to open up many big opportunities for her. In order to make this film the best, she needs a few funds which is where all of YOU come in. All it takes is some spare lunch change left in your pockets and not only do you get this sweet shirt or sweatshirt, but you get the pride of knowing you were part of Kate’s success.
200 shirts need to be sold in 10 days (but 50 is the magic number that makes these sales actually happen). Thats all the time we have. Can we make it happen? I think yes. Reblog this and any other post representing the t-shirts and I know we can easily reach 200.
REBLOG THIS UNTIL YOUR DASH IS FILLED WITH THIS POST. THIS IS HUGE. And just think, nobody owns these shirts except a handful of people. They arent sold in stores and you won’t have another chance to buy them. DONT MISS OUT
click here to buy:
get your “KEEP THE STOKE” tee here!
I know there’s like millions of lesbians on Tumblr… All I need is 40 more to buy a shirt. From one non-straight to the other… gay on and get your shirt tonight!
|Doctor:||Are you sexually active?
| Doctor:||Is there any chance you could be pregnant?
| Doctor:||Are you taking birth control pills?
| Doctor:||Do you use condoms?
| Doctor (beginning to look concerned):||Is there a medical reason you can't become pregnant?
| Me:||Not that I'm aware of.
| Doctor (looking even more concerned, now speaking in a condescending tone):||Then how do you know there's no chance of pregnancy?
| Me:||Last I checked, my female partner would have a hard time pulling that off.
"Even on bad days, I’ll still be happy with you."
"I’m yours — you know it."